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MessagePosté: Mar 11 Déc 2018 04:14
par tristan teasdale
QUEL QUI PASSE MULTILANGAGES
ALPHA AND OMEGA(2010) KATE

MessagePosté: Mar 11 Déc 2018 04:20
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE
FULL NAME
JOHN ROFLE

MessagePosté: Mar 11 Déc 2018 04:30
par tristan teasdale
THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS(2021)
VILLAIN AS BRICK
ANGER AS BOOMER
ANGRY AS BUTCH

MessagePosté: Mar 11 Déc 2018 22:29
par tristan teasdale
QUEL QUI SE PASSE
COLÉRE EN FÂCHE

MessagePosté: Mar 11 Déc 2018 22:31
par tristan teasdale
THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS(2024)
ANGER AS BOOMER
ANGRY AS BUTCH
VILLAIN AS BRICK

MessagePosté: Mar 11 Déc 2018 22:32
par tristan teasdale
QUEL QUI SE PASSE
PAS CONTENT

MessagePosté: Mar 11 Déc 2018 23:10
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE AND JOHNATHAN BLONDIN
AS TJ AND CASH

MessagePosté: Mer 12 Déc 2018 01:36
par tristan teasdale
QUEL QUI SE PASSE
LES YEUES DE TRISTAN TEASDALE
LES OREILLES DE TRISTAN TEASDALE

MessagePosté: Jeu 13 Déc 2018 00:50
par tristan teasdale
QUEL QUI SE PASSE
TÉLÉVISION
YOUTUBE
DAILYMOBILE

MessagePosté: Jeu 13 Déc 2018 00:52
par tristan teasdale
QUEL QUI SE PASSE
ALPHA ET OMEGA(2010)
KATE

MessagePosté: Jeu 13 Déc 2018 00:53
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE
DIT
QUEL QUI SE PASSE

MessagePosté: Jeu 13 Déc 2018 00:55
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE
DIT
QUEL QUI SE PASSE
MESSAGE PROTION
ÉMISSION EST QUE VA BIEN

MessagePosté: Ven 14 Déc 2018 05:18
par tristan teasdale
THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS(2022)
ANGER AS BOOMER
ANGRY AS BUTCH
VILLAIN AS BRICK
YEARS OF 2010s
YEAR OF 2009

MessagePosté: Sam 15 Déc 2018 03:20
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE AS DEADPOOL WADE WILSON
DEFEAT PIN PIN AND POUET POUET
DESTROYED PIN-PONVILLE

MessagePosté: Sam 15 Déc 2018 03:22
par tristan teasdale
THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS(2024)
PIN PIN AND POUET POUET AS BRICK
BAGOU AND TIBOR AS BOOMER
ALIA AND ZALAE AS BUTCH

MessagePosté: Sam 15 Déc 2018 03:23
par tristan teasdale
THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS(2024)
PIN PIN AND POUET POUET AS BRICK
YOUI AND KAO AS BOOMER
CORQUETTE AS BUTCH

MessagePosté: Sam 15 Déc 2018 05:25
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE
DIT
C;EST COLÈRE EN FÂCHE
EN VA FAIS CHICANER
ET VA SURMENT DIT
QUEL QUE EST TU FAIS

MessagePosté: Sam 15 Déc 2018 05:38
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE
DIT
quest est que tu fais

MessagePosté: Sam 15 Déc 2018 05:40
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE
QUOTES
WHERE ARE YOU DO

MessagePosté: Sam 15 Déc 2018 19:32
par tristan teasdale
TALENTS A REVENDRE
BEDARN BELLAS
BECA BELLAS
MELLIEUR DE CHANTÉ
PARFAIT

MessagePosté: Dim 16 Déc 2018 01:50
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE
QUOTES
where are going now

MessagePosté: Dim 16 Déc 2018 01:54
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE
QUOTES
Schmidt: Yo Sleepy, wus up, homie? Everyone saying that Sleepy, he like the Mexican wolverine.
Scarface: Why you not talking?
Jenko: My name is Jeff!
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Mrs. Dickson: So, how did you and Doug meet?
Maya: We met at a party and then he stalked me to my dorm room.
Captain Dickson: Stalked you? And then what happened?
Maya: Then, we hung out and watched a movie.
Maya: [pause for a second] Actually, we watched it a couple times.
Captain Dickson: This is bullshit! Waiter, can a black man get some water?
Schmidt: Someone get the f*** man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!
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Captain Dickson: Gentlemen, you're not gonna sit here
[places pistol down on desk]
Captain Dickson: & pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.
Jenko: [confused] What the f*** is going on?
Captain Dickson: [turns picture frame on desk around, revealing a photo of Maya] *This* is what the f*** is going on!
Jenko: [looks at the picture confused, looks at Schmidt, then back at the picture as he realizes] OH SHIT! Oh Shit!
[laughs hysterically at Schmidt]
Jenko: Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now!
[exits office]
Jenko: No!
[to coworkers, exchanging high fives]
Jenko: Hey ya'll he's f*** the captain's daughter! Yo! Oh my f***!
Captain Dickson: [as Jenko is laughing outside office, to Schmidt] Every time, he says that shit? That's another foot in your ass!
Jenko: [outside office] Schmidt! You clearly... yo, this is the best thing ever!
[laughing]
Jenko: Schmidt f*** the captain's daughter!
[sing-song]
Jenko: Schmidt f*** the captain's daughter! Schmidt f*** the captain's daughter!
Jenko: [re-enters office] Shit! f***!
[to Schmidt]
Jenko: You f*** Captain Dickson's daughter? Captain? What the f***, you bragged to him to his face! To his actual face, the captain, do you understand that *this face*
[pointing to Captain Dickson's angry face]
Jenko: right here! You bragged to that face!
Jenko: [to Captain Dickson] You actually high-fived Schmidt for f*** your daughter? Holy Shit! Oh my God, this is...
Captain Dickson: [picks pistol up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Jenko]
Jenko: [composing himself] It's really not that funny.
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Captain Dickson: f*** a 21 Jump Street & *f**** a Korean Jesus!
Jenko: [pointing across the room to the statue of Jesus] Captain, Korean Jesus is right there!
Captain Dickson: That's Vietnamese Jesus now. See this is a Vietnamese church, you racist sacrilegious sack of shit!
[admiring Vietnamese Jesus]
Captain Dickson: Yeah, Vietnamese Jesus is just drippin' swag-goo!
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[from trailer]
Captain Dickson: We Jump Street, and we 'bout to jump in yo ass.
Jenko: Mmmm-hmmm.
Schmidt: Right in the crack.
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Captain Dickson: [see's Schmidt dating his daughter maya] How do you know this person?
Maya: Dad, this is Doug, he's a guy I'm dating.
Captain Dickson: What the f***?
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[last lines before end credits sequence]
Captain Dickson: Jenko, what are you doing, man?
Jenko: f*** you, Schmidt!
Captain Dickson: Stop dicking around!
Jenko: Hey, captain!
Captain Dickson: Congratulations, you two. You managed to un-fuck a situation you originally already f*** up!
Schmidt: Thanks!
Captain Dickson: [talking to Schmidt] I wish I could have you un-fuck my daughter, but I'ma let that be the past.
Captain Dickson: [talking to Schmidt and Jenko] Now, for your next mission, you two sons of bitches going to medical school!
Jenko: What?
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Jenko: [to bandit] I'm your best ni... I'm your worst nightmare!
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Schmidt: Say something cool when you throw it!
Jenko: One, two, three!
[throws the grenade]
Jenko: Something cool!
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Schmidt: I just wanna say that it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to MC State...
Captain Dickson: I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfuckin' nuts off.
Jenko: [to Schmidt] What if, Captain gets to punch you in the face, one time? Really, really, REALLY hard?
Captain Dickson: Nah, I've got something WAY better than that.
[cut to Captain Dickson shooting a stun gun at Schmidt's testicles]
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Mercedes: This is so boring. No one's getting shot.
Mercedes: [one of her bodyguards gets shot] Oh my God! Did you just get shot? Like, right after I f*** said that?
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Schmidt: [after Mr. Walters mimicked him mockingly] I don't sound like that.
Mr. Walters: Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!
[makes a whining baby sound]
Eric Molson: [eyes closed] Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little ***.
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Schmidt: [about Jenko] He has one class in Human Sexuality, and now he's Harvey Milk.
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[during end credits sequence]
Jenko: I'm really really glad you're back, Schmidt.
Schmidt: What are you talking about? What contract dispute? I have been here the whole time.
Captain Dickson: Hey, shut the f*** up! How about a flight academy?
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Schmidt: [while hanging from a helicopter] There's a grenade in my shorts, can you reach it? Go in from underneath!
Jenko: Oh, shit! Is that it?
Schmidt: No, that's my dick!
Jenko: What about that?
Schmidt: That's my dick also!
Jenko: Why is it hard?
Schmidt: I'm so full of adrenalin right now!
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Schmidt: Slam... poetry. Yelling! Angry! Waving my hands a LOT! Specific point of view on THINGS! Cynthia! Cyn-thi-a! Jesus died for our sin-thi-as! Jesus cried, runaway bride. Julia Roberts! Julia Rob... hurts! Cynthia! Ooh, Cynthia. You're dead. You are dead. Bop boop beep bop bop boop bop. You're dead. That's for Cynthia... who's dead.
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Deputy Chief Hardy: The Koreans bought the church back, so we had to move across the street... to 22 Jump Street.
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Mr. Walters: Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's ***!
Eric Molson: No you're not.
Mr. Walters: Yes I am! You own this ass!
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Jenko: f*** you, doves!
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Deputy Chief Hardy: Do the same thing as last time. Everyone's happy.
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History Proffesor: Mr. McQuaid?
Jenko: ...uh, Covalent Bonds.
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[during end credits sequence]
Captain Dickson: This time, foreign exchange students!
Schmidt: Awesome!
Jenko: Yes!
Captain Dickson: In Russia!
Jenko: What?
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Jenko: Did you get Mercedes?
Schmidt: Yes, all by myself!
Jenko: Really?
Schmidt: ...Mainly by myself!
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[post credits scene]
Mr. Walters: Eric! Eric, are you awake?
Eric Molson: No!
Mr. Walters: I'm late!
[Eric is seen with a sad and miserable look on his face while moving his lips in horror. Cut to Columbia Pictures ending logo with the sound of a prison cell closing in the background]
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Schmidt: Mr. Walters, I should apologize for...
Mr. Walters: ...for shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally. You know they gave me a vagina. It's awesome. You guys wanna see it?
Jenko, Schmidt: No, no, no, no!
Mr. Walters: Eric's seen it. Eric's been all up in that shit. Ain't that right, Eric?
Eric Molson: You guys gotta get me the f*** out of here.
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Jenko: It's 2014, ***. You can't f*** use 'faggot'. 'Gay' is okay.' 'Homosexual', maybe.
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[repeated line]
Schmidt: I'm talking "missionary"...

MessagePosté: Dim 16 Déc 2018 19:20
par tristan teasdale
TRISTAN TEASDALE
QUOTES
what's happening

MessagePosté: Dim 16 Déc 2018 20:26
par tristan teasdale
TALENTS A REVENDRE
TRISTAN TEASDALE ET SÉBASTIEN AVEC SABRINA
CHANTÉ DE NOTE PARFAITE
BADERN BELLAS
BECA BELLAS

MessagePosté: Dim 16 Déc 2018 20:52
par tristan teasdale
LIST OF DEFEAT VILLAINS
DEFEAT PIN PIN AND POUET POUET
DEFEAT BAGOU AND TIBOR
DEFEAT ZALAE AND ALIA
DEFEAT CORQUETTE