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Ace Ventura 3 : La jaquette qui fait peur !

Messagepar FilmsActu » Lun 24 Nov 2008 15:48

Ace Ventura 3 : La jaquette qui fait peur !
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Messagepar Raiden » Mar 25 Nov 2008 19:01

Ace Ventura sans Jim Carrey... Ils ne reculent devant rien.

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Messagepar Numix » Sam 18 Avr 2009 12:50

Bonjour à tous
Je sais pas ce que vous en pensez mais pour moi ce film est un plagia, une grotesque caricature. Jim carrey est un acteur éblouissant, et je trouve regrettable que "Ace Ventura, Détective pour chiens et chats" qui est un film dressé à son effigie et qui représente toute sa puissance dans le comique et l'exubérance, soit repris d'une façon aussi absurde, du gâchis à mon goût.
Un "Ace Ventura" sans Jim Carrey on aura vraiment tout vu.
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Messagepar Khayyam » Sam 18 Avr 2009 13:38

Bah, ils avaient bien sorti Dumb & Dumberer, sans Jim Carrey ni Jeff Daniels, et sans être excellent, ça passait le temps.
Là je doute un peu plus sur la qualité du produit mais bon...
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Messagepar Enosteriph » Mer 22 Avr 2009 16:43

Raiden a écrit:Ace Ventura sans Jim Carrey... Ils ne reculent devant rien.

Clair que ça enlève tout l'intérêt d'un tel film. Jim Carrey faisait tout l'intérêt des deux premiers films... en faire un troisième, c'est juste pour se faire du pognon facilement :D

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Messagepar Docturian » Mar 1 Mai 2012 23:34

Faut vraiment rien y connaitre à l'humour pour faire une bouze pareille , un gamin de 5 ans comprendrait qu'un Ace Ventura sans Jim Carrey c'est le fiasco assuré , puis on a beau dire qu'un 3eme Ace Ventura c'est juste pour faire du pognon , je doute qu'ils ai gagnés beaucoup avec une daube pareil , au contraire ils ont perdu beaucoup d'argent . Enfin bon faut vraiment rien y connaitre en humour ou être simple débile pour préférer cette version à l'originale ><

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Captain Dickson: New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*** anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
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Jenko: [while passing different cliques] Those are jocks, those are nerds...
[passes hipsters]
Jenko: I don't know what those are...
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Captain Dickson: [going over the rule of not having sexual relations with teachers or students; to Jenko] That's you, man. Don't do it. Keep that dirty dick inside your pants. Don't f*** no students, don't f*** no teachers...
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Zack: You look really old. Were you held back?
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Captain Dickson: The mission is this: infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier.
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[slams desk]
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Jenko: [raiding the evidence locker for drugs to take to their party] Got a pound of coke.
Schmidt: We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*** lives.
Jenko: Pound of marijuana?
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Annie Schmidt: What kind of a sick animal draws an *** penis into a 8-year-old's mouth?
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Tom Hanson: [pointing gun at Schmidt and Jenko] Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA!
[pointing gun at Domingo]
Tom Hanson: On your knees! Now!
Officer Doug Penhall: f***! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest!
Domingo: What the...
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Tom Hanson: Shut the f*** up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation!
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Jenko: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
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Jenko: Are you ready for a lifetime of being absolutely badass motherfuckers?
Schmidt: Oh, I am.
[Scene cuts. They are patroling the park on bicycles]
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Jenko: What are you doing, trying to find my g spot? Just stick it in. GO!
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Jenko: Where do we report to?
Deputy Chief Hardy: Down on Jump Street. 37 Jump Street... wait, that doesn't sound right.
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Principal Dadier: Alright, which one of you is Doug?
[neither Jenko or Schmidt reply]
Principal Dadier: Alright, let's try that again and pretend you guys aren't weird.
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Jenko: You have the right to *** my dick, motherfucker.
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Captain Dickson: Hey! stop f*** with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shit!
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Schmidt: Hey Korean Jesus.
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[having sex with Jenko in the end credits]
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Jenko: Let's just finger each other's mouths.
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Schmidt: We're like, in the end of "Die Hard" right now, only it's our actual life!
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Schmidt: Lets make a baby!
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Jenko: I'm sorry, I just can't sometimes.
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Captain Dickson: They teenagers, man. They really stupid.
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Schmidt: [after being forced to take HFS, Schmidt and Jenko try to imagine something nasty to make them throw up] Your grandma's vagina and there's a dick going in there.
Jenko: What the f***, dude?
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Jenko: [after seeing Schmidt for the first time since high school] Not-So-Slim Shady? What's up, dude?
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Captain Dickson: Are you comfortable?
Schmidt: Yes.
Captain Dickson: Get your... motherfucking ass up when I'm talking to you! I know what ya'll thinking. Angry black Captain. It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well let me tell you something, I'm black, and I worked my ass off to become Captain, and sometimes I get angry. So *** a dick!
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Tom Hanson: You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation.
Schmidt: We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.
Domingo: You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man.
Tom Hanson: Tough titty. I f*** her, too.
Domingo: What?
Tom Hanson: You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? Do you see this nose? That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your f***' head for, like, months on end? Glue and shit?
Schmidt: Worse things in the world.
Tom Hanson: We had to get f***' tattoos on our dicks, man.
Officer Doug Penhall: Yeah, actually, I just said that to mess with you.
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Mr. Walters: I need me some Doug McQuaid.
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Schmidt: I think I shit my pants.
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Captain Dickson: Clearly, I wasn't talking to you, big titties! You cherub-lookin' mother f***!
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Mr. Gordon: You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it.
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Jenko: f*** you, Miles Davis!
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Eric Molson: You made me this friendship bracelet.
Jenko: Well he's not really your friend, he was pretending the whole time.
Eric Molson: I'm gonna cut this the f*** off later alright!
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Eric Molson: You're a cop. You lied to me.
Schmidt: I'm sorry, man.
Eric Molson: But you bought us Taco Bell.
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Tom Hanson: Tom Hanson, DEA!
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Tom Hanson: [in disguise, regarding Schmidt and Jenko] If they're cops, I'm DEA.
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Mr. Walters: You shot me in the dick. Oh, my god! It definitely came out my ***.
Schmidt, Jenko: Yes. You are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? f*** you, ***!
Schmidt: Yes, yes, We did it, man.
Jenko: God, I feel so good.
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Mr. Walters: That's my quesadilla!
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Schmidt: Is it me?
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Maya: We met at a party and then he stalked me to my dorm room.
Captain Dickson: Stalked you? And then what happened?
Maya: Then, we hung out and watched a movie.
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Captain Dickson: This is bullshit! Waiter, can a black man get some water?
Schmidt: Someone get the f*** man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!

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